Duo Maxwell

Gimme cat burglars, gang wars, armies o'mobile suits, even rogue Gundam pilots. Anything but cat puke. Man that stuff is Nasty with a capital N. 'Least with the cat litter it covers up the smell an' ya don't gotta touch it thanks t'those scooper things. But oh no, not cat puke, gotta clean that stuff up with paper towels an' no matter how many ya use it's always gonna soak through. Gross, man.

So anyone know a good vet in town? 'M startin' t'think Ginger's sick.

[Private to Fellow Police // Extremely Difficult to Hack]

Whoever this guy is he's good. Only caught a glimpse of 'im before he got away. Me an' Matsuda are doin' another stakeout tonight. We'll catch him.

[/Private]

Gonna be another late night, Heero. See ya in the mornin'.

Guy can't help but notice we got some kinda law enforcement in town finally. After two years o'talkin' about doin' it, it's about time, huh? An' a little birdie told me our brand new chief o'police is right here in our own little Hotel California.

So? You hirin'?

What the heck's goin' on?! Some dipstick almost ran me over and flipped me off! So what if I wasn't in the crosswalk, since when do they care?!

Maybe I was just seein' things, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anyone from the buildin' either!

Shit, it ain't happenin' again, is it?

((Strikes difficult to hack.))

There any healer's in the house? I still got a bullet lodged in my ass and I think it's gettin' infected if it ain't already. Not really lookin' forward to losin' half my kiester t'gangrene if I can help it.

THIS AIN'T RIGHT! AH D'MAND T'SEE TH'DOC! MAH ASS AIN'T GON' FIX ISSELF Y'KNOW!

Alright, pardners, I know y'all been gettin' a li'l restless but th'waitin's almost over.

See that li'l town over th'hill out yonder? She's our next meal ticket. We're takin' her at dawn, so rest up.

Fuck you, you son of a bitch.

((Yes, he knows Light's not here. This is purely therapeutic.))

Posting this now 'cause I know people are going to be scarce over the next couple of days. ♥

With the exception of Heero, Duo will be leaving everyone's presents outside their doors on Christmas morning with tags that read simply "To: [you] From: Duo".

( Merry Christmas! )

So it's still snowin' out. S'a lotta snow. Goin' on fer a few days now. Really startin' t'pile up. An' yet no one seems all that worried about it. Oh well, guess it's not like anyone's got any important business outside the buildin' huh? Long as the caf's still workin'. An' the heater!

Beginnin' t'look a lot like christmas, it is, hmm? Yeesssssss. Here comes Santa Claus, hark the bells hear, and to the world joy! Yeesssssss.

So for Christmas any idea what ya want, Heero, hmm? Or gonna make me shop all on my lonesome with no freakin' clue what I'm lookin' for, are ya? No idea how hard ya are t'shop for, babe, do ya have.

And for the masses a general question! Cheatin' if you celebrate the anniversary of the end of a 140 year old war and the start of a brand new age of pacifism if ya just fought in another damn war three months ago, is it, hmm?

This curse I love, herh herh herh.

Glad t'see this place's gettin' back t'what passes fer normal 'round here.

'Nother year just driftin' on by an' no sign o'gettin' out. Oh well, long as there's not another war anytime soon, got my fill of 'em a long time ago, thankyouverymuch. Even after all that, there's still a few things t'be said fer this place.


( [Private//Extremely Difficult to Hack] )

[Have one excited pilot and some buzzing in the background]

Hey, babe! Hangar's back! Meet me there if ya wanna go flyin'!

Anyone else wanna get up there in the sky, I'll start doin' rides again tomorrow!

HaHA!

Anyone wanna come to Lara's funeral, meet me in the lobby in an hour.

We're goin' up to the ruins so be prepared t'do some climbin' an' I wouldn't suggest dressin' up.

Croft's dead. Whatever that thing is that they built it works.

There's an attack going down today, right? Count me in.

[Voice is panicked]

Stay away from the box! I repeat: Stay away from the box! It is a weapon!

Permanent. They said it was-- . . .

Dammit I need to get down to the infirmary now! Someone meet me at the goddamn garage in five minutes!

( FREE RIDES IN THE DEATHSCYTHE LIMBO (cut ain't here~) )

((PRETEND THIS POST WAS UP THIS MORNING! >.> That's right, the 'Scythe is finally done! Way back when, Vash dared Duo to give everyone in the building rides, SO HAVE AT IT. Like he said, two people per ride, they get flown around the city by the biggest daredevil Gundam pilot this side of Gundam Wing. Maiden voyage brought Lara, mini!Matt, and Heero, also be prepared for maniacal laughing while Duo's flying and doing his best to scare the shit out of his passengers. 8Db))

So who's the guy that built the mechazilla again?

Not sure whether t'laugh or punch someone. Ghost're noncorporial, though, right? So guess I'll hafta laugh. An' Heero, don't think you're gonna get away with hidin' in your room all night. ;)

((Welcome the Black Death. Yes, I know it's the Red Death, pretend all that red is actually black. :P))

Ugh, anyone got any surefire cold cures?